What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a gang of emo kids
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
