What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a gang of emo kids
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
