Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.