Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a gang of emo kids
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
