Emo kid jokes
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.