Emo kid jokes
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.