Emo kid jokes

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Why do emo kids hate high fives?

They’re always left hanging.

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."