25+ Best Email Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sex

XXXtentacion · 3 years ago

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Porn

Bruh Funny - Bruh Memes and More · 4 years ago

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Reddit

Gwen · 4 years ago

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Hacker

Hecker · 2 years ago

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Watermelon

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

Politics

fax boy · 3 years ago

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Kiss

rylee ♡ · 2 years ago

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Spirit

Nateツ · 2 years ago

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

Professor

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Cat

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

I hope this email finds u well

The image shows a cat wrapped in a blanket with a grumpy expression. Above the cat, it says: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Cookie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Miscommunication

UK · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

Password

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."

Paper

Bismarck · 1 year ago

A cartoon shows two women in an office setting. One woman is holding a piece of paper, and another woman asks, "Is that one of those paper emails?"

Announcement

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Job Application

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Community talk

Fuzzy Ratel

Cosmo email me. It's charlie Knighcha2029@bcschools.net

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

out of a respect of time, i have felt that i needed too drop this site. i may check in or not even at all. i really have no reason too be here to be honest. if anyone tryna talk too my my bio has my email. Bye bye yall have a good time.

JOMOKI6

hiiii bbbyyyyy check ur email I got smthin for u