25+ Best Email Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Butt

2 views · BOOTY$MACKA · 1 year ago

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

Website

Alan Shawn Feinstein · 5 years ago

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Miscommunication

53 views · United Kingdom UK · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

Mail

Stephanie · 6 years ago

What is mail? Boring.

Hairline

5 views · Ethan_Is_THE_WORST_AND_THAT_IS_FAX · 3 years ago

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Car

Stephanie · 5 years ago

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

Address

Stephanie · 5 years ago

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

Cat

19 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Company

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

Friend

16 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Cookie

38 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Spirit

13 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

Job Application

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Script

6 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Professor

1 view · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Iceberg

78 views · WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Announcement

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Florida Man

6 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

Child

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Inbox

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

hehe i have exactly 420 emails in my inbox

Community talk

Cosmo idk

Bruh lily check ur email

-Vinxity🩶

Charlie. As soon as you’re awake. Text my email. It’s important, extremely..

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I was told to have someone tell Jordan to check Charlie's email