Email Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Butt

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

Mail

What is mail? Boring.

Memes

Cat

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Porn star

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Walk

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

Address

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

Memes

Company

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

Cookie

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Friend

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Spirit

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

Meme

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Professor

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Script

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Pfp

Announcement

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Florida Man

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

Inbox

hehe i have exactly 420 emails in my inbox

Child

The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."

Password

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."

Community

Cosmo the Intern

bruh why tf aren't my emails to Ethan working

Dying? some kid is emailing me like tf idk you he desprate bc I look retarded....

Hey does anyone talk to Rylee still? And if yous do how can I contact her? Like without phoning or email or smth

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