Email

Email Jokes

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Website

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Day

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

Emo

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Sex

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Porn

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Password

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Reddit

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Chat

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

Website

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.