Email jokes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What is mail? Boring.