I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
