Elements jokes

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.