Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
i think your eggcellent
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
If I busted an egg on your head....The yolk would be on you ...ha ha ha !!!
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
