You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Eating Habits Jokes
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
