Eating Habits jokes
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.