You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Eating Habits Jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.