Earthquake jokes

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!