There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What do you call a cow š® in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? Itās not nature; itās Brandan Bressler.
When thereās an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
