Dress jokes

Why was the chef embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing.

A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

What does a house wear?

A dress.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?

Jurassic Bark!

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.