Dress jokes
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.