Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
