Dream SMP jokes
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?