"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Dream SMP Jokes
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"