Dream SMP jokes

"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

- Tommyinnit

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."