Dream SMP jokes
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."