Dream SMP jokes
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"