Dream SMP jokes

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

- Tommyinnit

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"