Dragon jokes
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.