Dragon jokes

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

Knight HAHAHAHA!

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.