Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
What’s the artist imagine something
imagine Dragons
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
Looks dragon! Dragon these nuts across yo face
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
