Dragon

Dragon Jokes

Ball

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Fire

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

Nut

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Ball

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Warden

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Nut

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Ball

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Ball

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Mommy

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Dream

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

Nut

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Nut

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

Minecraft

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

SUBSCRIBE!!!

Nut

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Nut

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

Cow

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Ball

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.