Dragon jokes
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Imagine a dragon 馃.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don鈥檛 breathe on the drapes.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Knock, knock.
Who鈥檚 there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 馃嵄 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 馃悏 and five jungle eggs.