Dragon Ball Z jokes

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!