Down's Syndrome jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.