Down's Syndrome jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.