What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Don't-Know Jokes
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
