Doctor Who jokes

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

Dnebdoctor?

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!