Do jokes
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?