Do jokes
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!