Do jokes
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Memes
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud š
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.