Do jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Memes
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.