Do jokes
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Memes
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"