Do jokes
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Memes
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.