Do jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Memes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.