Do jokes
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Memes
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.