Do jokes
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Memes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.