Do jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Memes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they canβt press play.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.