Do jokes
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Memes
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.