Do jokes
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Memes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.