Dissapointment jokes

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.