Discovery jokes
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."