Morbid jokes

Anonymous

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Comments (8)

C

All of these have already been said, you're just stealing jokes smh, honestly cringe

M

i know where you stole these from you little shit. BE ORIGINAL

A

You just copy and pasted of a website 😐

C

All of these are overused get off the website and go fuhk your mom.

N

All four of y'all shut the fuck up. A joke doesn't have to be original for you to tell it. That's how they get well known. He didn't steal shit. Also to the original guy who posted this, these jokes aren't really that funny or dark. I'm not sure why you apologized in advance like these jokes were gonna offend someone. I've heard darker jokes from a 10 year old.

G

alr Name. get a life. secondly, yes these are stolen, and if you dont like these comments "Name" the go fuck yourself and leave this page

I

listen I am sorry but I have to agree with name because at least he just put them on there and the people have a life u just don't see it through ur eyes bc all u see is funny when ur just being a bitch so could u shut the hell up you f u c k g dumb ass like holy shit I don't see ur problem u just like to hurt people bc u were hurt when u were young and I can't believe a 14-year-old is telling u to grow some balls u dumb f u c k

B

Yeah you can retake a joke unless it is copywrited or if u mess it up because at that point ur just sad

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