Dis jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Memes
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
You are so ugly my man died.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!