Dis jokes

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My dog died today. 😥

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.