What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Diffrence Jokes
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
