Diffrence jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.