What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
I troll under different usernames, I'm abit all over the place mentally.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What's the difference between, my wife and her sisters? Her sisters ate hotter and I married the grenade.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet