Slash jokes
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Slit your wrists.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.