Slash jokes
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
like this if you don't like school.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.