Slash jokes
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!