Slash jokes
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.