Slash jokes
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Memes
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.