Slash jokes
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk