Slash jokes
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.