dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
What do dentists play at their practice? Dental records
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that 😤💪
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do dentist call their x-rays Tooth picks
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
