Demography jokes
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Everyone put your age here.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
