Demography jokes
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
