Demography jokes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Everyone put your age here.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
