Demography jokes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4