Defence jokes
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Community talk
I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.