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Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.

As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more

My fellow brothers and sisters in Christ, it is with a heavy heart that I address the issue of online dating in our modern society. As followers of the Lord, we are called to live in a way that honors and glorifies Him in all that we do. However, the world of online dating is one that is filled with deception, superficiality, and ungodly values.

Online dating promotes the idea that love and companionship can be foun… Read more

He's bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my pussy call him daddy while I holler man that boys so damn good looking

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more

Yo we should just start fucking making jokes about 10 inches deep in your mom cuz I'm getting sick of his shit

Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.

And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.

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Big Randy is an imposing figure, standing at an impressive seven feet tall. His height alone is enough to command attention in any room he enters. His skin is a rich, deep black, smooth and unblemished, a testament to his African heritage. His eyes, a contrasting warm brown, are full of life and intelligence, often twinkling with a hint of mischief. Randy's physique is as impressive as his height. His broad shoulders… Read more

Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more