i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
Why everyone trying to make a big deal out of this my family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers
Deals is bully right Denise like a bully type of rock is a piggy
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
