Disabled jokes

Disabled jokes jokes

Wheelchair

  • I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

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    Stephen Hawking

  • "Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can鈥檛 stand these people. 馃槼馃槼馃槼馃槼馃槼馃槼 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

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    Comedian

  • A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • People

  • I just wanted to say...

    These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

    Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!