What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
