Arsonist jokes

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.